OFFICER:- What is your name?
Me :- M.P. sir
OFFICER:- In full please
Me:- Marvin Paul
OFFICER:- Your father's name?
Me:- M.P. sir
OFFICER:- What does that mean?
Me:- Martin Paul
OFFICER:- What is your qualification?
Me:- M.P.
OFFICER:- (angry) What is that?!!!
Me:- Maths and Physics
OFFICER:- So why do you need a job?
Me:- It is because of M.P. sir
OFFICER: Meaning?
Me:- Money Problem
OFFICER:- Would you explain yourself and stop wasting my time? What's your personality like?
Me: MP sir.
OFFICER: And what is that?
Me:- Marvelous Personality
OFFICER:- I see... I will get back to you.
Me:- Sir, how was M.P. sir?
OFFICER:- And what's that again?
Me:- My Performance.
OFFICER:- I think you have M.P.
Me:- What’s that?
OFFICER:- Mental Problem!!!
24 May 2018
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My Last Job Interview.
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